"Don't muck around with me... I'm carrying a bolter, and it that doesn't help, I'll set my pet Uruk-Hai on you..."
"Hmm... If I were the Ultramarines captain here I'd be feeling veeery sorry for myself. *Mental note* Never field so many vehicles against Necrons..."
"Salamanders versus Biel-Tan Eldar... If I had to play this game I'd be praying I was the Salamanders commander. Being outnumbered by Space Marines isn't fun..."
"Regular White Dwarf readers raise hands if you recognise this gaming table. Extra points if you can tell me the forces that fought on it..."
"Yeah right. You and who's army?"